I know. I know. I have to stop calling my beloved & missed #Americant LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID. But I can't. I mean, it's so hard, don't you know. Especially considering that I was smart enough to jump ship so long ago after having figured out how so much STUPID would eventually rule …
Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask …
A Thread Runs Through It
Subtitle: Pseudo-Review of Loaded by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz Metaphorically worst-writing (or is it analogically) I often use the idear of a thread, as in, a thread runs through it to explain something. I can also worst-say it thus: Without this thread the whole quilt will wilt. For worst-moi and the emotions I wield for my beloved & …
Breaking Through The Blockbusters
Not since The Shape Of Water have I been motivated to put up my ray-of-light sensors for more and better movies made for adults, intellects, those who prefer to think rather than have their wits dimmed and numbed by krappy, brain-dead comics come to digital albeit boring life. Yeah, I'm sick of blockbuster movies. Thank …
Ok. This Hurts.
Even though the Apple store where I bought the same configured MacBook as the heavily discounted one in the link below in January, where they discounted mine by only €250,-, the idear of someone else lucking out and getting $600,- off, really hurts. Of course, it doesn't matter at this point. I'm really digging my …
The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
Never before or with each passing day have I felt more proud of the fact that I didn't finish college and therefore cannot be categorised among those who run, advocate and facilitate the grand $hit$how of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Indeed. I didn't finish college because of I couldn't handle the …
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Whose Freedom Is It To Give Anywho?
While re-reading The Grand Inquisitor this morning after or almost at the same time ingesting another day of newz from my beloved & missed #Americant where THE FREEDOM TO BE STUPID rules all, this quote got to me. "For fifteen centuries we have been wrestling with Thy freedom, but now it is ended and over …
More Greek Mythology Galore To Me
Subtitle: Or at least we now know where all the crazy comes from. While approaching the end of Mythos by Stephen Fry, I was happy (relieved?) he threw this in at the end of his retelling the story of Narcissus. Take special notice of the cynical or sarcastic asterisk. Narcissistic personality disorder and echolalia (the …
The Great #Americant Ruse
The first few articles and commentaries I read about recent congressional hearing where a convicted liar was interviewed, further extending his fifteen minutes of fame--like so many others in meritless #Americant--had me hooked. Wow, I thought. This is great stuff. But then Michael Cohen started talking and talking and talking. Alone that NY accent should …
So Many Wicked Witches Of The West But She’s The Best
Another jaw dropping presentation of everything that is wrong with my beloved & missed United Mistakes of #Americant. This time, though, it's not all about $hitbag republicans and uglies of President Stupid. Indeed. An old wicked witch of the west, a Senator from the pseudo-democrat state of Califukia, just blew her ugly goo all over …
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Cross Fire Part 2.5 Or So
How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart …
How To Bring Silence And Greetings From President Stupid
Yeah, it's getting hard, dear worst-reader. This expat thing I'm living is indeed a struggle. I mean, it's bad enough when I travel from #Eurowasteland to remote vacation destinations--you know, for scuba, for sailing lessons, for even more lazy days on a beach with too much sand and those silly little crabs that crawl all …
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How A Vid Interrupted My Constitutional
https://youtu.be/9tw2LMnxvW0 Trying to get away from posting videos here from that you-know-who video website. Reason? I don't like WordPress' use of such links and its mis-direct embedding of the video. Seriously. I'd rather that just the link appeared. Yet in this particular case, I can't help myself but enjoy what WP conjures. And by-the-buy, while …
Too Much Fun With Stephen Fry
Below is one of Stephen Fry's shortest chapters in his book Mythos. Even though I'm reading them out of order, his sequel to this book really motivated me. So far this book has not been a disappointment. I hope I'm not breaking any rules by posting the whole, short chapter here. But I got as …
Generation Zero At The Helm Of #Americant
Don't quite know where to turn, dear worst-reader? Well, get a load of this. What's becoming clearer and clearer to worst-moi is how the so-called baby-boomer generation is starting to show its true face. You know, that face of Stupid-Galore. Seriously. For most of my useless-eater adult life, I've always blamed conservatives and, of course …
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