Unenlightenment

Not quite sure why worst-writer's worst-thoughts, when confronted with the big picture that is the enduring decline of western civilisation as lead by my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant, often get caught up in The Enlightenment. I mean. It's not that I know all that much about it. Ok. I've read a few … Continue reading Unenlightenment

American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses

Same sweater, different film? One is Body Snatchers and the other Animal House. Actresses? Not at all the same. (Sarcasm off.) Alternate worst-title: Back in the day you could play musical cars (as in: musical chairs) at a great drive-in movie. Disclaimer: this worst-post contains spoiler alerts for an old movie and may (or may … Continue reading American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses

Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?

Source of pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepé_Le_Pew   There you have it, dear worst-reader. #Americant cartoons. What else is there to explain to the aliens--when they finally arrive--how the human mind/intellect functions? I mean. We don't have to explain much on account, well, it ain't Star Trek and I'm sure most aliens don't speak California English. And so. … Continue reading Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?

Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland

Source of pic: #Interwebnet screenshot It's what I'm feeling sometimes, dear worst-reader. In these Covid times. Even though I try my worst-best not to live off my emotions--you know, like my #Americant rearing dictates--these times of restrictions galore tempt me. For example. The other day I screwed up real bad via unbridled temptation. I mean. … Continue reading Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland

The #Eurowasteland COVID $hitshow And Other Disaster Capitalism Krapp

Alternative worst-title: disaster capitalism in Tex-ass, Pratt & Whitney pulled the market share short stick, and why Germany Can't Vaccinate faster Well, here we go, dear worst-reader. Have I got $hits&giggles for you today. First, let's start with Tex-ass. Has there ever been a better example of the fail-upward-ness of #Americant political conservatism run amok … Continue reading The #Eurowasteland COVID $hitshow And Other Disaster Capitalism Krapp