Welcome To Poophole Country Sh*thole country... -Donald J. Trump Where to go with all the toxicity, dear worst-reader? Hence a country is awash in poison, filth, dreck--including #Trump's hair--and whatever drug concoction of the day fits into the nose or arm of the lower and middle classes that are subsumed in the aftermath of political … Continue reading Welcome To $hithole Country
Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?
Worst-title #2: The reawakening and potential gruesome death scene of #Americant demise galore in the wrong porn film just before the WWE match begins while the church doors are wide open. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Still not woke up to the grift, dear worst-reader? You know, the grift that is THE #Americant DREAM--post Ronald … Continue reading Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?
Salad Days vs Beuys Days
Joseph Beuys at the beach. Source: screenshot from the Interwebnets Worst-title #2: Thoughts stirred by Werk Ohne Autor Worst-title #3: Stop old money making all the films so that someone else can have a shot at it. "My salad days, when I was green in judgement…" -Cleopatra, Shakespeare Disclaimer: spoiler alert. This worst-post, like so … Continue reading Salad Days vs Beuys Days
Let The Vaccine Greed $hit$how Begin
The covid. Source: Interwebnets. Well, don't you know, dear worst-reader. The silly-show has begun regarding the/our privileged greed mongering galore in the name of survival, life, and the pursuit of more purchasing power. But this time it's not just the privilege of proximity-birth and who's at the head of the corporate mobbing council that determines … Continue reading Let The Vaccine Greed $hit$how Begin
Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Indeed. Dear worst-reader. There you have it. The four C's. Or. Better worst-put: how worst-writer finds better and better ways to describe, if not transcribe, what my beloved & missed #Americant-- land of THE FREE TO BE STUPID--has actually given the world and/or humanity since it turned the birth/day of Xhrist from July to December … Continue reading Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
The one true god. Or maybe not. Sub (or worst) title (2): Making über fun of conservatism because... well... it can't understand Kubrick's monolithit's fun making fun of stupid First. Conservatism ain't and never was about workers. You know, workers being the same as the-working-poor. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, there's no such thing … Continue reading Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics
Worst-writer's thoughts on 2020s first non-presidential presidential debate. Trainwreck $hitshow forever.-worstwriter How afeared are you, dear worst-reader? Whaaaaa? No fear? How 'bout embarrassed? Is there such a thing as dying from embarrassment? If not, how was President Stupid's debate performance? And don't worry. You really don't have to answer the question. All you have to … Continue reading Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics
Unoriginalityism
Disclaimer: terribly sorry for the bad spelling. Maybe it ( bad spell) can be chalked up to all things ... “fake”? (If only I had gone w/ fake-writer, eh!) Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. The #Americant disease of unoriginality is rampant. In fact, is it unlike COVID? Spreading like wildfire due to the … Continue reading Unoriginalityism
Casino Ain’t Pay
Screenshot from the interwebnets Time to go there again, eh, dear worst-reader? I mean, I've dabbled in banking and finance krapp on this blog before. You know, dabbled, as in, from my couch. At the least, I've tried to comprehend what ultimately has become a casino madhouse free-for-all that is the current (mis)banking world. And … Continue reading Casino Ain’t Pay
1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo
https://youtu.be/8_L7U0R0oSM So many have asked me over the years regarding my expatriation questions like: So you must like it there, huh?Is Germany really better than...?Why Europe?And... Don't you miss the greatest country...? For this worst-post, my answers to those questions are irrelevant. But if you must know, answers abound (that's a "expat" tag link). The … Continue reading 1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo
Conformity And Evil
So many things need to be said, eh dear-worst-reader? Especially with the death of a so-called jurist icon. And what about this jurist icon--that I haven't already tried to worst-convey? Well, here's the thing. As great as #RBG was, did any of her greatness lead to anything worthwhile? You know, something worthwhile in the big-picture … Continue reading Conformity And Evil
Blind Or Blindfolded
RIP #RBG. So. Like. What's the difference between being blind and being blindfolded? One means you can't see and the other means you don't want to see, or someone else doesn't want you to see. With that in worst-mind, I've never been a fan of Lady Justice. Don't get me wrong. She's a gotta body … Continue reading Blind Or Blindfolded
Berry Hifi Galore
This (worst)post was updated Sept 16, 2020. Title 2: No such thing as Hifiberry overkill. Or? Gotta say a few worst-words about my Hifiberry collection, dear worst-reader. Not sure if you can tell, but I'm a Raspberry Pi fan. I love these these little SBCs (single board computers) and when combined with DACs, IMHO, there's … Continue reading Berry Hifi Galore
Creativity vs Ownership
https://youtu.be/euiSHuaw6Q4 Who owns you, baby? And once you finally answer that question, whether you're a #MAGA moron or a tree-hugger genius, the future might just open up to you instead of being dark and dreary like the transplanted roots of #Trump's pee-pee-hair. Or maybe not. So here's the thing, dear worst-reader. Have you seen the … Continue reading Creativity vs Ownership
Ambitious Sarcasm
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with Caesar. The noble BrutusHath told you Caesar was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.Here, … Continue reading Ambitious Sarcasm
Fake It Till You Make It
Screenshot of a doctored pic from a #Trump boat rally. The almost, worst-writer, true story of #Americant, the greatest land of FREE-TO-BE-STUPID the universe has ever received and for proof of the proof all one has to do is get a load of #OKBoomer, the generation that failed to grow up. The generation stuck in … Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
The Edumacated
This is a screenshot of a headline. In the game musical chairs players prance around chairs while music is playing. When the music stops prancers have to sit. The prancers who have not found a chair to sit in are removed from the game along with one chair. I suppose, in that vein, the game … Continue reading The Edumacated
Reminders: Expat From Where
Originally from Maryland, dear worst-reader. But don't fault me for that. Don't fault me on account, don't you know, Maryland has given the world Kavanaugh. But I die-gress. After living in the golden cage of Germania for all these years, sometimes I need reminding of where I'm from. With a little help from my better-half, … Continue reading Reminders: Expat From Where
Robot Vacuum Worst-Best Sucking Things Up
To avoid all my worst-writing and get straight to the pseudo-review, just scroll down a bit. Otherwise, good luck. This consume-to-survive world/life is gettin' to me, covid n'all. You too, dear worst-reader? I mean. Just the other day, after purchasing another one of them fancy-pants robot vacuum cleaners, after my previous über-expensive robot vacuum cleaner … Continue reading Robot Vacuum Worst-Best Sucking Things Up
Oh Well vs Orwell
Source: screenshot from the interwebnets And let's never forget, dear worst-reader. It can happen here. Or. Put another worst-way: Oh well. You fcuked. I mean. You had a chance. As in. In the last forty years, you didn't really have to move the country so far to the right (of politics). Then again, as far … Continue reading Oh Well vs Orwell
Spiral Of Worst
https://youtu.be/WG9s9-_C6K4 Let's give it another go, shall we, dear worst-reader? As many of you may or may not know, my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant is stuck in a self perpetuating state of über-disarray. Add to that a culture of reality-tv driven STUPID few nation-states of the so-called first-world have ever experienced, it's … Continue reading Spiral Of Worst
Putting Sugar Or Butter On It
Pseudo review of Empire of the Summer Moon: Quanah Parker and the Rise and Fall of the Comanches by S.C. Gwynne What to do as an eternal skeptic and an unwilling expat, dear worst-reader? Shutting down, as in, tuning out, might be an alternative. Yet, my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant is most … Continue reading Putting Sugar Or Butter On It
Hiatus
Indeed, dear worst-reader. The hiatus began sometime ago. And so. Stay safe. Mask up. Avoid humanity and its inherent stupidity. Send good thoughts to my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant and its lust for anti-science, religiosity, and it fighting for the freedom to be stupid. Worst-writer bids you adieu. -T
Re-Read Galore: Slaughter House 5
America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America … Continue reading Re-Read Galore: Slaughter House 5
Better Truth: Half US Unemployed
Having given up on being employed as far back as 2001 gives worst-writer a different perspective on unemployment stats-- from 2020 (or so). Indeed, dear worst-reader. As you struggle through the $hitshow that you call a career, heed this: your days aren't just numbered, they ran out a long time ago--and you're riding on borrowed … Continue reading Better Truth: Half US Unemployed
