Can you believe it, dear worst-reader. Don‘t you know. Am I wrong. A newly elected house of mis-representative brought granades to work and dished them out as symbols to his compatriots. WTF. Indeed. Or. I guess. He did such a thing to celebrate his entering the sanctimony of the united mistakes of #Americant house of–you-know-what. … Continue reading Toy Soldiering Politikiness
Stupidity Weaponization Galore
It is, dear worst-reader, the greatest LAND OF FREEDOM TO BE STUPID ever. Oh, how I miss it. As in. You know. This expat misses home–even though I‘ve obviously found another home. A home away from home. A home that it is, only, a few hundred kilometers away from Europe‘s greatest war since, well, since … Continue reading Stupidity Weaponization Galore
Pseudo-Review 3 – iPad Air 5, A While Later
Pseudo-Review 3 - iPad Air 5, A While Later Alternative worst-title: Solving iOS 16.2‘s biggest problem Previous pseudo-review here and here. Well. Don‘t you know. Dear worst-reader. Worst-writer is still pretty tickled with the new iPad Air 5. In fact. Since the iOS 16.2 update, where there are significant improvements to driving a second monitor, … Continue reading Pseudo-Review 3 – iPad Air 5, A While Later
You Can Make This Stuff Up, Just Go For It
As the saying goes: you can‘t make this stuff up. Perhaps it‘s time to rethink. You know. As in. Who could make up the story that a two-bit, spoiled rotten inheritor kid, from a disgusting family of money earned as a slumlords in New York, who himself could never achieve ANYTHING on his own abilities, … Continue reading You Can Make This Stuff Up, Just Go For It
Two Out Of Three Ain‘t Bad
Don‘t worry, dear worst-reader. I‘m not gonna go there. Well. Not gonna go deep there. For. Don‘t you know. After what happened in Brazil the other day, there‘s a bit too much comparison and contrast going on. I mean. The worst-thing is, there need not be ANY comparison—or contrast—here. Reason? It is the same friggin … Continue reading Two Out Of Three Ain‘t Bad
Telling It Like It Is
But the second result of junk politics is more insidious. It solidifies the cult of the self, the amoral belief that we have the right to do anything, to betray and destroy anyone, to get what we want. The cult of the self fosters a psychopathic cruelty, a culture built not on empathy, the common … Continue reading Telling It Like It Is
First Audio Book
Pseudo Review: Al Franken, Giant of the Senate Another example of how worst-writer is no early adopter, dear worst-reader. Took till recent drive up and down the boot of Italy to finally listen to what‘s known as an audio book. Which book? Well. Don‘t you know. I‘ve always been an Al Franken fan. Since his … Continue reading First Audio Book
Just When You Thought…
Alternative worst-title: It’s New To Me: Accelerationism. Wow, dear worst-reader. As if there’s not enough to busy the worst-mind. You know. Enough mindfcuk bat$hit that turns the head(s) of MAGA aka THE LAND OF FREEDOM TO BE STUPID aka my beloved & missed #Americant. Oh. It is everywhere. Namely. There’s former prez Cheeto-jeezus. Forgotten him … Continue reading Just When You Thought…
Sorry. We Serve Our Reichsbürger Rare!
Sorry. We Serve Our Reichsbürger Rare! Anyone surprised z’Germans arrested a bunch of conspiracy loving right-wingers–who are not unlike #Americant right-wingers–without them having mobbed the Reichstag, which was supposedly part of the reason for the arrests? I worst-mean, dear worst-reader, how long after the #Americant right-wingers stormed The US Capitol did it take to finally … Continue reading Sorry. We Serve Our Reichsbürger Rare!
Battle Of The Worst-Writing Apps
Worst-Alternative title: iaWriter vs. Ulysses or the battle for writing minimalism For worst-writer, dear worst-reader, it all started with some kinda tex-edit program or what today would be called a note app. Or maybe not. Yeah. Anywho. So it started. As in the late friggin 1980s. I’m worst-writing, of course, about writing on computer machines … Continue reading Battle Of The Worst-Writing Apps
Screenshot From Almost Hell
Alternative worst-title: iPad Air 5 pseudo-review number 3 or how I might lose my worst-mind Was so looking forward to iPadOS 16.2 update, dear worst-reader. Reason? As noted here, worst-writer is kinda enamoured with the new iPad Air 5 (M1). In fact. I’m so impressed with this glass slate of tech I’m on the verge … Continue reading Screenshot From Almost Hell
Don’t Panic
So. Like. This happened the other day. I’m in town approaching the bio-market and out of the blue sirens start going off all around me, even on my phone. At first I startled, thinking it was a bank robbery on account I was at that moment walking past a bank. Then I remembered. Oh yeah! … Continue reading Don’t Panic
The Land Of Fluff
Alternative worst-title of this post of worst: Crime does kinda pay or definitely costs less nowadays. Who’s celebrating, dear worst-reader? Or is it not worth celebrating that former prez pee-pee-hair kinda was found guilty on tax fraud? I worst-say kinda guilty because, well, he’s not called teflon Donny for nothing. In other worst-words, only two … Continue reading The Land Of Fluff
Terminate Everyworstthing
Worst-alternate title: Conservative conservatorium of spite and hate and chip on shoulders and THE FREEDOM TO BE STUPID No. Seriously. Dear worst-reader! I try. I really try. Heck. I even read one of Matt Taibbi‘s books. But then. Somehow. Something. Somewhere… Yeah. I had to stop admiring this guy. This talented word-smith dropped off my … Continue reading Terminate Everyworstthing
Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
In the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want to make good people do wicked things, you’ll need religion. -Christopher Hitchens Alternative worst-title of this worst-post: The troll conundrum. Been worst-contemplating, dear worst-reader. Or. Like you. Should I just … Continue reading Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
Call In Sick, Everyone
What is #Americant? That’s the worst-question of the worst-day. And what a question it is, eh, dear worst-reader. That being worst-said. Of all the examples of what makes #Americant, which one stands out the most regarding how the minions, the suckers, the morons, the submissive ones and the compulsive behaviourists… Notice, dear worst-reader, that worst-writer … Continue reading Call In Sick, Everyone
Worst Dual Citizenship?
As you may or mayn‘t have noticed, dear worst-reader, worst-writer is an expat. Reason(s) for that is covered through out this worst-blog. In short, worst-writer found a way to jump the greed $hit-ship thereby avoiding a life of minimum wage poverty known as the #Americant dream. That was the end of the 1980s. And so. … Continue reading Worst Dual Citizenship?
Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Had to worst-post, dear worst-reader. Found this the other day on the back of a Smart (car) while walking Beckett, the killer pug. FYI. Schwachkopf is wordplay with Schwarzkopf which is a German hair shampoo. The entire image parodies the shampoo brand. Schwachkopf literally translates to weak-minded but IDIOT or dunce is most applicable here. … Continue reading Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Previous pseudo-review is here. So. First. For some worst-context, here‘s a rundown of worst-writer‘s tech. MacBook 12“ (2017), i5/8gb/500gb iPhone 11 iPad Air 5 (2022), M1/64gb Raspberry Pi 4, 4gb For the past year or so I‘ve been using my better-half‘s hand-me-down iPad. She has since moved on to an iPad Pro. Although her old … Continue reading Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Fake It Till You Make It
It is the new & forever improving/changing #Americant creed, don‘t you know, dear worst-reader. Fake it till you make it. Considering how things are going, of late (on this planet), or at least since the beginning of the twenty-first century, if you don‘t live a life of fake it till you make it then you … Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
My Severance Was A Bit Different
Alternative worst-title: Pseudo-Review of Severance, the tv show Disclaimer: I‘m writing this pseudo-review after viewing the first two episodes only. No spoilers. So buckle-up buttercup. Having recently purchased a new iPad Air 5, I‘m once again on the AppleTV+ rodeo--on account I get the service for three months for free. For. In case, dear worst-reader, … Continue reading My Severance Was A Bit Different
Michelin Star In Cologne
Six course meal, galore. Ten year anniversary dinner, dear worst-reader. Also, first time in two and half years (covid) we went out. Köln’s La Société has left me disappointed in the past. High-end catered food, I‘ve said. But not this time. Starting top right > left. Shrimp wraps, jelly wrapped goose liver, wolfsbarsh filet, baby … Continue reading Michelin Star In Cologne
Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
Alternative worst-title: Has worst-writer purchased his last Macintosh (laptop)? One week later pseudo-review here. Took a few years, dear worst-reader. You know. Took a few years before I came round. Round to what, you ask. Well. The biggest reason I never really liked iPads and barely tolerate iPhones is because of one piece of modern … Continue reading Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
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Alternative worst-title: Musk and the new wave of CEO mismanagement or how to giggle-barf profusely at Zuckerberg and does Beos creep you out? Probably can’t worst-write about it enough, dear worst-reader. That says a lot considering how much worse there is out there these days. So let’s ask a few worst-questions instead. For worst-example. Are … Continue reading Monster Blueburd Gory Facebag Prime Crack Now Buy More
-Isms Dream
Fascism, Capitalism, Authoritarianism and, of course, (insert your) religion-ism here, but not necessarily in that order. On the other hand, how is it that all these isms are alive and perky these days? Alive and perky like that little girl in spring who you think is running across a field of joy with her hair … Continue reading -Isms Dream
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