Bought a pressure cooker the other day. When it arrived and I unpacked it I realised quickly that lowered expectations would have served me better. But how low? This is not the continent, I remembered. Lower your expectations, my thoughts repeated. Sub and sub-par. One of the security guards who watches over our little gated … Continue reading Benefits Of Pressure Cooking, Long White Wrapping Tape Poetry, Subcontinent Blues
Aaron Swartz would be proud? The only problem is, what would make him proud ain't happening where it should be happening. I mean, who cares about #eurowasteland anyways? Nothing comes out of #eurowasteland except new fangled ways of implementing centralised government and nifty ways to tax the sh*t out of people. On the other hand, while … Continue reading Another Do-It-Right Check For #Eurowasteland
A worst-reader sent me a email this morn. In the email I was asked the following question: What is the essence of evil? While eating breakfast, drinking too much English Breakfast tea and surfing the Interwebnets, my mind drifted to the following in its quest to find an answer. Is the essence of evil murder … Continue reading Pumpkin Head And The Misogynistic Nation Of Dips And Dimwits
https://youtu.be/m9AwjZWboIk Repeating myself goes like this: I wanted Hillary in 2008. Not repeating myself goes like this: I wanted Hillary in 2008 but... That may bring you, dear worst-reader, to ask the following question: Why the "but" and why now? Well. I suppose most of the/my reasoning for wanting Hillary can be traced to a … Continue reading Apple Pie, Pumpkin Sky, Bern It To The F'n Ground Already
Time for proof of how it's more difficult to get rid of The Stupid than it is to get rid of ants in India or lice in dirty kids' hair or that stupid Chewbacca mask. Congratulations are (might be) at hand. Even though it probably won't topple your favourite stupid Chewbacca mask, #americant has something … Continue reading Populace, Popularity, Pregnancy And, Don't Worry, You're With Stupid
The #Brazil way or the #Americant way? Raise awareness of what conservatives are capable of. In Brazil they are blatant about it whereas in #americant they just take advantage of an entire moronic voting and non-voting public that is too stupid to figure things out on its own. I don't know about you but even as … Continue reading The Things They Can Do You Don't Want To Know About Because You Think Your Vote Matters
Hi-larry-us, dear worst-reader. I mean, I don't mean to mock all the people that will ultimately lose their minimum wage jobs. But then again, maybe they should be mocked. For the life of me, I've never understood why people work at a store like Sports Authority. I understand that due to #americant democracy equalling stupidity … Continue reading When Investors Cash Out, Mitt Already Made A Killing And Bankruptcy Is Not On Your Side
Actually, the saying goes: boat builders shouldn't sail the boat. But we have to modify the saying today on account we're dealing with techies. But I digress. §Got a atypical techi email (i.e. previous blog post) the other day that took me a while to comprehend. I was told by #AWS (Amazon Web Service) that my … Continue reading Another Reason Why #AWS Tech People Shouldn't Sail The Boat
A post about how sh*t happens when you move to another world. First. The power goes out in India--a lot. And I don't mean it goes out during a storm or something. The friggin power goes out all the time. At our new place it goes out ten friggin' times day. It's not like we're living … Continue reading When It Rains It Goes Kaputt – #AWS Letter And Power Outages From Hell
The question: What should 7 billion useless eating bottom feeder lemmings do if they are not achievers--but think they are (achievers)? Ah. The tried & true response to a grand issue stemming out of the sophomoric mindset of a pseudo (master)debater and an unbeknownst polymath (wannabe). The answer from she/he: It doesn’t really matter. But … Continue reading Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?
13 May, 2016 Dear Tom: Speaking of politics... This is old but it got under my skin: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-03/ted-cruz-explodes-epic-anti-trump-rant-he-utterly-amoral-narcissist-serial-philander But I can say, Ted Cruz is the most depressing little dwebe that has ever run for president... I am SO glad that guy was shut out, I don't care who did it, but that guy would … Continue reading Email From A Friend #260
Here are five ways, according to worstwriter, how one can make coffee. Of course there are other ways but these are the only ones that matter. Moka Pot (the only alternative to a high pressure machine for espresso) French Press (great for breakfast or afternoon quickie) Espresso (number one but also expensive) Instant (seriously, I … Continue reading Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India
Time to go there, shall we dear worst-reader? Today, as we deal with all things worst, let's worst-talk about food named after people. Reason? Well, get this, it has been brought to my attention that Russia--that great and vast land full of peoples destined to be ruled by two-bit dictators--has an issue with a non-white … Continue reading Who Forgot The K In Barry-O's Name?