Benefits Of Pressure Cooking, Long White Wrapping Tape Poetry, Subcontinent Blues

Bought a pressure cooker the other day. When it arrived and I unpacked it I realised quickly that lowered expectations would have served me better. But how low? This is not the continent, I remembered. Lower your expectations, my thoughts repeated. Sub and sub-par. One of the security guards who watches over our little gated …

The Things They Can Do You Don't Want To Know About Because You Think Your Vote Matters

The #Brazil way or the #Americant way? Raise awareness of what conservatives are capable of. In Brazil they are blatant about it whereas in #americant they just take advantage of an entire moronic voting and non-voting public that is too stupid to figure things out on its own. I don't know about you but even as …

When Investors Cash Out, Mitt Already Made A Killing And Bankruptcy Is Not On Your Side

Hi-larry-us, dear worst-reader. I mean, I don't mean to mock all the people that will ultimately lose their minimum wage jobs here. But then again, maybe they should be mocked. For the life of me, I've never understood why people work at a store like Sports Authority. I understand that due to #americant democracy equalling …

Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?

The question: What should 7 billion useless eating bottom feeder lemmings do if they are not achievers--but think they are (achievers)? Ah. The tried & true response to a grand issue stemming out of the sophomoric mindset of a pseudo (master)debater and an unbeknownst polymath (wannabe). The answer from she/he: It doesn’t really matter. But …

Email From A Friend #260

13 May, 2016 Dear Tom: Speaking of politics... This is old but it got under my skin: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-03/ted-cruz-explodes-epic-anti-trump-rant-he-utterly-amoral-narcissist-serial-philander But I can say, Ted Cruz is the most depressing little dwebe that has ever run for president... I am SO glad that guy was shut out, I don't care who did it, but that guy would …

Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India

Here are five ways, according to worstwriter, how one can make coffee. Of course there are other ways but these are the only ones that matter. Moka Pot (the only alternative to a high pressure machine for espresso) French Press (great for breakfast or afternoon quickie) Espresso (number one but also expensive) Instant (seriously, I …