Worst-writer has been wielding an iPhone 6s for well over two years now. It's my second "smartphone". Worst-writer has never been a fan of Apple's iOS. In fact, most computer operating systems suck. On top of that, the whole smartphone thing bores me. Reason? These things can do so much more. Here's my worst-dream for … Continue reading Not Only In #Trumpland Does Disinformation Serve The Agenda. Would You Believe Corporations Use Smoke Screens Too? Duh!
Month: December 2017
That Day Great White Apes Unlearned A$$ Whipping And Replaced It With Learned A$$ Kissing–Plus My Translation of Rammstein’s Bück Dich
Wake up, dear worst-reader. I've got some worst-newz for ya. Did you know that there was one of the worst outbreaks of hepatitis-a in the greatest country in the universe last year? Whaaaaa? Repeat: hepatitis-a broke out in southern California! You didn't know that? Did you not know it because, well, you're one of the … Continue reading That Day Great White Apes Unlearned A$$ Whipping And Replaced It With Learned A$$ Kissing–Plus My Translation of Rammstein’s Bück Dich
The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
The political payback president stupid owes certain republicans has been trickling in with ferocity lately. By certain republicans, of course, I'm referring to the bat$hit religious nutjobs that got Stupid elected. The best example of this can be seen in #Trump's appointees. There are also a bunch of bat$hit appellate judges he's been appointing--some of … Continue reading The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
How do you regulate consumption? The consumer is the backbone of the greed economy. No wonder we all have back pain, eh. Yet we also live in a system that has found a way to protect the riches of great-great grandparents. Indeed. Long dead stupid white people have inherited their wealth to offspring that are … Continue reading Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
Pyongyang’s Train Driver (A Dream)
The man I was sent to replace was named Charlie. His full name: Christofer Littleton. He was born in Liverpool, England, but hadn't been back there since he was a kid. After his mother abruptly died on his twelfth birthday, his father, who was an engineer for the British army, packed up everything and the … Continue reading Pyongyang’s Train Driver (A Dream)
Yet Another Example Of Fixing Stupid With Stupider
Disclaimer: The pic above is not an ad. Also, I wish no ill-will to the winery. And in all fairness, the wine wasn't all that bad (as I eventually did try it--but never drank a glass of it). But I do wish to be critical--on behalf of all humanity that has not allowed itself to be … Continue reading Yet Another Example Of Fixing Stupid With Stupider
Typing On The New MacBook, The Joy Of Butterfly
I can't feel a thing. Well, actually I feel a small click. Yes. It's a click where there should be movement. And I'm not talking about the trackpad? Yet, so similar are these new input and control gadgets on Apple's new MacBook. Comparatively, there is much more movement of the keys and the trackpad of … Continue reading Typing On The New MacBook, The Joy Of Butterfly
Sous-Vide Goose With Asian Rub Will Be Served In 22 Hours With Chinese Dumplings And Red Cabbage
Nine month old Goose vacuum packed and in bath water of 65 degrees celsius (ca 150f). Also known as Sous-Vide. Before dig-in will place bird on the Weber grill for about 20-30 minutes to get it crispy. The Chinese dumplings to go with it are supposed to have a filling made out of the innards … Continue reading Sous-Vide Goose With Asian Rub Will Be Served In 22 Hours With Chinese Dumplings And Red Cabbage
Phishing Email Or #Trump For President? What’s The Difference?
These things usually don't get through to me. But my email app didn't catch this one. Since I was right in the middle of a deadline, I whisked through my emails and, even though I feel pretty safe from this type of krapp, there was a brief second where my mouse flickered over the grey … Continue reading Phishing Email Or #Trump For President? What’s The Difference?
Finding Your Star Chamber Behind The Swine Ear Before The Nail Falls On The Hammer
Worst-thoughts of the day, dear worst-reader. Hope you have your tolerance-hat on for worst-writing galore. With that in mind, good luck. Donald Trump and Alex Jones and a society that can't rise above conspiracy theory, WWE and stupid ugly old white people that belong in the 1950s. No. Seriously. They really do belong in the … Continue reading Finding Your Star Chamber Behind The Swine Ear Before The Nail Falls On The Hammer
Things Are Moving Along Just Fine In The Land Of The Docile Free To Be Stupid
Something to ease the minds of the dumb-downed as another useless evening presents itself in the wake of my beloved and missed #americant dealing with a grand new-fangled tax scam from president smart for the rich and stupid for the rest of you suckers. Also wondering who the college grads are that set up all … Continue reading Things Are Moving Along Just Fine In The Land Of The Docile Free To Be Stupid
Pseudo Review: Followup Of Newly Confiscated 2016 12″ MacBook
The first pseudo-review is here. A third is here. How did I get here, dear worst-reader? How did I get to be the confiscating husband I've become? And how did I get to this place I'm at where being overwhelmed w/ tech gadgets could be so frustrating? You know, dear worst-reader, as a useless-eater, as … Continue reading Pseudo Review: Followup Of Newly Confiscated 2016 12″ MacBook
Roadkill And Other Forms Of Scaring Ausländer Out Of Germania
The horse in the pic above literally asked me, albeit in German, to leave his country. The fish in the moat around some #eurowasteland baroque castle said nothing. The flying rat reminded me of the story I'm about to tell. And the headless mouse reminded me of all those in my beloved #americant that got … Continue reading Roadkill And Other Forms Of Scaring Ausländer Out Of Germania
Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
Even when I had hair I never used a comb. For me it was a brush all the way. Is that why I'm baldy now? Nomatter. Let's worst-discourse about #emails once again, shall we. It was not long ago when emails were the thang. Or have you forgotten about Hillary's emails already? So much time, … Continue reading Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
As a non-chess player, I'm thinking of moves in the future. What moves, you ask, dear worst-reader? Well, I'm thinking of how that $hitkicker politician in Alabama lost his bid to wear a (his) stupid hat in the United Mistakes Senate. You know, dear worst-reader, he wasn't supposed to lose. And the reason he wasn't … Continue reading How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
Adjusted For Inflation, We’re Back To Feudal Days Galore. Congratulate Yourself.
What's missing from this post, and from the pic above, is what it's being compared to. Indeed. According the article where I stole the pic above, there was once a single company (adjusted for inflation) that was as big as all of these companies put together. That company? The Dutch East India Company. Since that … Continue reading Adjusted For Inflation, We’re Back To Feudal Days Galore. Congratulate Yourself.
Summary Of What Is Wrong With (Your) Everything. Hint: #ConsumeToSurvive
From a book I'll be pseudo-reviewing soon enough. And too think I'm actually a capitalist... Well, maybe not. No. Wait. I am. Rant on. -T
Twenty Four Hours A Difference Make
Actually, dear worst-reader, it's not quite 24 hours. The snow-pic I took yesterday afternoon. The rain pic I took before noon today. Yesterday's snow storm was a sight to see--if you live in this region of wet-weather-torn Germania. It will snow every once-a-once here and the snow will be gone by the next day, but … Continue reading Twenty Four Hours A Difference Make
Interwebnet Uglies & Co.
Ok. Maybe I'm over doing it. It's just that, I really thought, for years and years, that The Ineterwebnets was something beautiful. The reality is, it's something ugly. Very ugly. Of course, it's not ugly because it reveals the worst of humanity. No. It's ugly because the cult of the entrepreneur (#americant) have found so many … Continue reading Interwebnet Uglies & Co.
How The #neweconomy Became The #oldeconomy And #Apple #Sucks
Who loves being forced to buy new technology? I mean, that's really what's happening these days, or? If hardware manufactures somehow acted responsibly, there would then be no reason that the investment consume-to-survivors make couldn't last longer. Or are the engineers that make everything smaller and thinner really not that good after-all? Oh wait. We're … Continue reading How The #neweconomy Became The #oldeconomy And #Apple #Sucks
Not A Worst #Brunch
Good food, good conversation and worst-writer? Good idear or bad idear? I guess that's what it's all about in these worst-times, or, dear worst-reader? Indeed. Good food! Of course, we can't let such an opportunity pass without a bit of ranting. Attendees of this Bruch: A Russian, a Serb, an American and a German. And … Continue reading Not A Worst #Brunch
Muse: When Just Knowing She’s There Is Enough
"At ten man is an animal, at twenty a lunatic, at thirty a failure, at forty a fraud, and at fifty a criminal." -A quote hung on Henry Miller's workroom wall. Source of quote unknown. Source: German version of Playboy Press 1972 "My Life And Times" Henry Miller.
Worst Tweet # 4 Thousand So-n-So
Since the 80s #americant has been living off of consume-to-survive nothingness, meritlessness and the rule of mindless, college grad corporate #Automatons run amok. Understanding how the old economy so easily defeated the new economy in the 90s is also something worth considering. Then there're the #warmongering #WarsofChoice of this new millennium. And now you're worried … Continue reading Worst Tweet # 4 Thousand So-n-So
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