As you may or mayn‘t have noticed, dear worst-reader, worst-writer is an expat. Reason(s) for that is covered through out this worst-blog. In short, worst-writer found a way to jump the greed $hit-ship thereby avoiding a life of minimum wage poverty known as the #Americant dream. That was the end of the 1980s. And so. … Continue reading Worst Dual Citizenship?
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Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Had to worst-post, dear worst-reader. Found this the other day on the back of a Smart (car) while walking Beckett, the killer pug. FYI. Schwachkopf is wordplay with Schwarzkopf which is a German hair shampoo. The entire image parodies the shampoo brand. Schwachkopf literally translates to weak-minded but IDIOT or dunce is most applicable here. … Continue reading Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Previous pseudo-review is here. So. First. For some worst-context, here‘s a rundown of worst-writer‘s tech. MacBook 12“ (2017), i5/8gb/500gb iPhone 11 iPad Air 5 (2022), M1/64gb Raspberry Pi 4, 4gb For the past year or so I‘ve been using my better-half‘s hand-me-down iPad. She has since moved on to an iPad Pro. Although her old … Continue reading Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
My Severance Was A Bit Different
Alternative worst-title: Pseudo-Review of Severance, the tv show Disclaimer: I‘m writing this pseudo-review after viewing the first two episodes only. No spoilers. So buckle-up buttercup. Having recently purchased a new iPad Air 5, I‘m once again on the AppleTV+ rodeo--on account I get the service for three months for free. For. In case, dear worst-reader, … Continue reading My Severance Was A Bit Different
Michelin Star In Cologne
Six course meal, galore. Ten year anniversary dinner, dear worst-reader. Also, first time in two and half years (covid) we went out. Köln’s La Société has left me disappointed in the past. High-end catered food, I‘ve said. But not this time. Starting top right > left. Shrimp wraps, jelly wrapped goose liver, wolfsbarsh filet, baby … Continue reading Michelin Star In Cologne
Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
Alternative worst-title: Has worst-writer purchased his last Macintosh (laptop)? One week later pseudo-review here. Took a few years, dear worst-reader. You know. Took a few years before I came round. Round to what, you ask. Well. The biggest reason I never really liked iPads and barely tolerate iPhones is because of one piece of modern … Continue reading Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
-Isms Dream
Fascism, Capitalism, Authoritarianism and, of course, (insert your) religion-ism here, but not necessarily in that order. On the other hand, how is it that all these isms are alive and perky these days? Alive and perky like that little girl in spring who you think is running across a field of joy with her hair … Continue reading -Isms Dream
Is That Your Real Hair Colour
A Pseudo Review of the movie: Blonde Alternative worst-title: A time before Weinstein and Cosby & Co. She died a few months before I was born. It took till the late 70s before I saw one of her movies--on a black & white TV. As the 80s came and went and worst-writer started taking down … Continue reading Is That Your Real Hair Colour
The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
Italian Lake Bavarian Lake The trip started, as they all must, in D’dorf. Weather forecast for the trip indicated some rain but for the next ten days we were expecting Indian summer weather from Italy to Bavaria. Indian summer we got. Our trip began in the early afternoon on a Thursday. Since we prefer to … Continue reading The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
Defining Fascism: Subservience
Defining Fascism: Subservience Extremism is the political cost of pronounced social inequality and political stagnation. -Chris Hedges, see link below We’ve been there before, eh, dear worst-reader? Here and here a few worst-thoughts about trying to figure out Fascism. With recent elections in Italy, with the dire-straights Putin has caused with his “special operations“ in … Continue reading Defining Fascism: Subservience
Humanity Blemish 101
Source of pic: interwebnet screenshot Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. The best example there is of hereditary privilege, the belief in mysticism and the need for meaninglessness run amok has (finally) died. And now? Oh wait. Long live the... the King? Yea. There’s that. It’s 2022. Monarchies still exist. Why? Oh wait. Why … Continue reading Humanity Blemish 101
Boy You Best Prey I Bleed Real Soon
https://youtu.be/ux6zXguiqxM?t=535 Sub-worst-title: Thoughts on Apple’s Sept, 2022 event. First, dear worst-reader, the title of this worst-post is from the song Silent All These Years by Tori Amos. If, btw, you want to melt worst-writer, put me near Madame Amos. I would jump off mountains for her, bring down aeroplanes full of conservative idiots for her, … Continue reading Boy You Best Prey I Bleed Real Soon
The Love Of Block Knock Off
Source: interwebnet screenshot Grew up listening to his dad. Even took apart and old, cheap e-guitar, painted it with spray paint in red and white stripes, eventually never learned to play it, but the memory is good enough. And that pure, American rock sound of VH... Love it. Miss it. And now. This morning I … Continue reading The Love Of Block Knock Off
Vanlife
Vanlife at night, baby! Sometimes there's more to being worst-camper in a world of all things worst. Rant on. -T
How Not To Go SUV
The “pure grey” is ours, the copper our rental, and then there are the dreams. Big changes, dear worst-reader. Hence lack of summer worst-posts. The deal? Well, it goes something like this. My better-half and I have been battling with the idear of mobility in our lives for the last ten or so years. We … Continue reading How Not To Go SUV
North Sea Oysters And Glamping
Pseudo-Review of the T6 California Edition VW Bulli Well. There you have it, dear worst-reader. I finally did it. Although it’s not a notch on (my) bucket list (on account I don’t have the privilege and inner-banality of a bucket list), I finally took the plunge and cruised around in a (modern) hippie van souped-up … Continue reading North Sea Oysters And Glamping
Dreaming Hippie Van
Dreaming Hippie-Van It’s time, dear worst-reader. Better-halves of the world unite as the SHE decides what/where/how regarding all-things Holidays. In this case, the decision has been made to cruise around the Baltic Sea for a few weeks in a... wait for it. That’s right. My better-half has decided, for this years holidays, to drive around … Continue reading Dreaming Hippie Van
Exploring Streaming, Finding Budgie
Volume control/Preamp from Mac Volume control/Preamp from the app Worst-title 2: Doing my worst-best to discover the convenience of music streaming As you’all may or mayn’t know, dear worst-readers, as an Apple fanboy, if I’m gonna finally break down (give-in) and try music streaming, it’s gotta be with Apple’s music service. Or? Indeed-1 After a … Continue reading Exploring Streaming, Finding Budgie
Dissecting A Joke
Dissecting A Joke https://youtu.be/CdzGHBUEMY8 Time-stamp of vid is 3:51 Worst-title 2: Pete Buttigieg can watch my grandchildren anytime. Wow, dear worst-reader. Did you get a load of President Biden’s WHCD speech the other night? Even though I voted for him, grew up in MD, which neighbours (his) DE, I’ve never been a fan. Reason? He’s … Continue reading Dissecting A Joke
Convolutionism
One of the issues worst-writer is struggling with in the whole bunches of #interwebnet content, whether on the youtubes or whatever website, which is mostly progressive and lefty on my part, is how easy it is to convolute the/any issue. Since I follow as much world news as I can, and I’m thankful to be … Continue reading Convolutionism
Martial Law v Marshall Law
Worst-writer's un-empirical spellcheck test Marshall Law could be a name. A cool name. Or it might be the name of some cheesy #Americant tv show. Martial Law, on the other hand, is not a name but is what authoritarians seem to luv--as much, I’m worst-sure, as they luv cheesy, mansplaining #Americant tv. Worst-writer can see … Continue reading Martial Law v Marshall Law
Look Where
Source of pic: screenshot with some extra safety Can you believe it, dear worst-reader. My better half finally singed up for one of those streaming services. I mean. We’ve actually tried it before but gave up on it pretty quick. That was back in 2015. Something about there just not being much available that was … Continue reading Look Where
The iOS Regime
Can't update because you made it obsolete. Bitches! Ok. As you may or may not have worst-read, dear worst-reader, I’m an Apple fanboy. Well. I am until I boot-up my Raspberry Pi and get lost in Linux. #Nomatter. The thing about Apple is, I like MacOS. Is it the best operating system? Don’t know. It … Continue reading The iOS Regime
A Most Unentertaining Film
Source of pic: see wiki link below Worst-title 2: How things look while you wait for American Dream death. Worst-title 3: Pseudo-Review of the documentary Nomadland. No. Seriously. Dear worst-reader. Nomadland has to be one of the most bizarre if not surreal movies ever. No. Seriously. I’d even compare it to the ending of 2001 … Continue reading A Most Unentertaining Film
Pseudo-Review: Keychron K2 V2
Worst-title 2: This is one cool keyboard that I didn’t know I needed Every once-a-once, dear worst-reader, whether in a computer section of a retailer or fiddling around at an Apple Store, I always give keyboards a test. The thing is, as a MacBook user for the past (going on) twenty years, I’ve never really … Continue reading Pseudo-Review: Keychron K2 V2
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