Such and odd view

Mega empty terminal. Or did I just snap the picture at the right moment of terminal emptiness? #Nomatter. As usual I’m an early bird kinda traveler. Since this is my first flight in 1.5yrs and there’s all these extra precautions and protocols to confuse me and and and… say, how is it that this world … Continue reading Such and odd view

Well, that’s a good sign

My first COVID negative test And with this I can board an airplane that will most definitely be pointed in the direction of my beloved & missed United Mistakes. And so it shall be… in a few hours. Rant on. -T

The Boxing Ring

The Boxing Ring Another dream worth transcribing, dear worst-reader? Not sure. But let's go with it anywho. I am a court jester, a janitor's fool, some wife's bathroom cleaner. But I am also a professional boxing referee stuck in a loop transaction of a match inside said ring. And here's the thing that could make … Continue reading The Boxing Ring

American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses

Same sweater, different film? One is Body Snatchers and the other Animal House. Actresses? Not at all the same. (Sarcasm off.) Alternate worst-title: Back in the day you could play musical cars (as in: musical chairs) at a great drive-in movie. Disclaimer: this worst-post contains spoiler alerts for an old movie and may (or may … Continue reading American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses

Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?

Source of pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepé_Le_Pew   There you have it, dear worst-reader. #Americant cartoons. What else is there to explain to the aliens--when they finally arrive--how the human mind/intellect functions? I mean. We don't have to explain much on account, well, it ain't Star Trek and I'm sure most aliens don't speak California English. And so. … Continue reading Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?

Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland

Source of pic: #Interwebnet screenshot It's what I'm feeling sometimes, dear worst-reader. In these Covid times. Even though I try my worst-best not to live off my emotions--you know, like my #Americant rearing dictates--these times of restrictions galore tempt me. For example. The other day I screwed up real bad via unbridled temptation. I mean. … Continue reading Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland

Coup vs Putsch

Source: screenshot from the #interwebnets Worst-title #2: Why it should be called the rich white trash Putsch and not #Americant Coup d'etat. Which do you prefer, dear worst-reader? Do you prefer Coup, as in Coup d'etat, as the proper nomenclature of #MAGA's newest and greatest achievement--other than electing president piss-hair in the first place? Or … Continue reading Coup vs Putsch

Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid

The one true god. Or maybe not. Sub (or worst) title (2): Making über fun of conservatism because... well... it can't understand Kubrick's monolithit's fun making fun of stupid First. Conservatism ain't and never was about workers. You know, workers being the same as the-working-poor. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, there's no such thing … Continue reading Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid