The Fasten regiment. Don’t you know, dear worst-reader, I just finished my second fasting session. The first fasting was at the beginning of October last year. It was followed by a low-carb diet. I finished the second fasting Saturday. I’m now back on low-carbs. Result? I’m down forty-plus pounds. At five feet ten, approaching sixty … Continue reading Worst-Heilfasten And Herbal Tee, Baby
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Charger GX, New Battery, Motor Maintenance
Wow. It’s been a while dear-worst-rider. How bout an update on worst-writer’s wunder e-bike? And. Don’t you know. My R&M Charger GX is still going strong. Lots of strong, I think. With that in mind. I’m about to surpass 18k kilometres? Is that a lot? I have no idear. My wife’s Charger Mixte is slowly … Continue reading Charger GX, New Battery, Motor Maintenance
Hiatus Indeed
Taking a break. Major break. Rant on. -T
From The Desk Of…
Rant on. -T
Scamerica
Source: worstriter pic of someone's sidewalk art; pic is inverted to avoid shadows Few and far between are these visits to my beloved & missed #Americant. When was the last time I was here prior to May 9th, 2021? Well, there was a short kinda emergency visit in November 2019. What a mess that was. … Continue reading Scamerica
Jab 2 Done, Vaccinated
It takes another two weeks for the vaccine to do its full job, dear worst-reader. But at least I can say I got both shots as of today. And how proud, thankful, grateful I am to be able to get vaccinated. In fact, I'm so tickled, I'm thinking of getting an image of the corona … Continue reading Jab 2 Done, Vaccinated
How Creativity Dies The Slow Death
Source of pic: screenshot from the interwebnets Worst-writer can remember his first confrontation with a movie sequel. It was Superman. Then came Star Wars. If you don't know, dear worst-reader, I'm worst-writing here from the POV of movies from the 1970s. Soon after that, the 1980s, the movie sequel would become the norm. But then, … Continue reading How Creativity Dies The Slow Death
Transubstantiation Wit In Times Of Covid
As you may or may not have noticed, dear worst-reader, I'm visiting my family in times of Covid. Reason? Well, I'm not quite uncomfortable enough to say exactly why I'm here. Let me just put this out there in the mean time: I'm here, during the worst pandemic in a hundred years, because a family … Continue reading Transubstantiation Wit In Times Of Covid
The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
I try, dear worst-reader. I really do. In fact, I might have broke my personal record when it comes to days watching at least fifteen to thirty minutes of faux newz. As revolting as that is, I'm glad I got through it--and it's now over. And so. Indeed. It takes a day or two (or … Continue reading The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
When the answer just comes
Source: interwebnet screenshot There are moments when advertising even works for me. Take for example this billboard. I mean. As worst-writer, it’s kinda obvious I’ve already failed but at least I answered that question long ago. Or? Rant on. -T
The Not So Grand Intervention
I've been in my beloved & missed #Americant during the worst pandemic in a hundred years for a week now. I received my first covid shot within hours of arriving. Should be getting second shot within the next three weeks. I consider being able to fly here and get vaccinated an awesome privilege--and for that … Continue reading The Not So Grand Intervention
Safe than sorry with good views
I can feel it dear worst-reader. The contempt. The disdain. The disrespect. It's everywhere here, don't you know. Of course, what better place to actually see the origin of it all--the all that is contempt, disdain, etc., than to be in the lower canal bowels of the bellied beast that is my beloved & missed … Continue reading Safe than sorry with good views
Pfizer, jet-lag and no pictures
My scheduled appointment was at 10am. I arrived at the vaccination centre and 9:56am. Although traffic cones by the thousands were prestigiously aligned, most certainly capable of guiding hundreds if not thousands of cars, there was no vaccinations being given in cars. In fact, the only cars there were those parked at reserved spaces. So … Continue reading Pfizer, jet-lag and no pictures
Doozy flight if it weren’t for the mask thingy
Have to admit something, dear worst-reader. I was a bit nervous about my first flight in so long. And then there's that silly (sarcasm) COVID thingy. Of course, after getting tested negative, the only thing left was to actually get through with it. Yeah, it's worst-true. I thought once or thrice about cancelling the whole … Continue reading Doozy flight if it weren’t for the mask thingy
Such and odd view
Mega empty terminal. Or did I just snap the picture at the right moment of terminal emptiness? #Nomatter. As usual I’m an early bird kinda traveler. Since this is my first flight in 1.5yrs and there’s all these extra precautions and protocols to confuse me and and and… say, how is it that this world … Continue reading Such and odd view
Well, that’s a good sign
My first COVID negative test And with this I can board an airplane that will most definitely be pointed in the direction of my beloved & missed United Mistakes. And so it shall be… in a few hours. Rant on. -T
The first batch of stuff
It's the first time, since I can remember, dear worst-reader, that I've gone more than a year without visiting the country where I was reared, raised, braised and ruined. But that's what love is all about, eh? #Nomatter. On this quest to find the home that I will have to (eventually) leave again, here's a … Continue reading The first batch of stuff
Preparation has begun, baby
Well, there you have it. After a year and a half of quarantine and only touching my direct family in the confines of two households, it’s my first PCR test. Reason? Not what you think. Instead. Worst-Writer is flying home on Sunday—to enter a third household—and like anyone else flying I have to be negative. … Continue reading Preparation has begun, baby
E-Bike Confusion Galore
https://youtu.be/dYkHmV7C2lY Here's the thing, dear worst-reader. Worst-writer has owned an e-bike since 2017. I've also been an avid cyclist since (about) 2007. As an e-bike consume-to-survivor, though, there's often a bit of here and there about the industry that kinda gets under my skin. A few recent articles and a YouTube video have woken up … Continue reading E-Bike Confusion Galore
Letter To Sister-Woman
Been itchy lately, dear worst-reader. Itchy means breaking out my old Hermes Baby. Rant on. -T
The Boxing Ring
The Boxing Ring Another dream worth transcribing, dear worst-reader? Not sure. But let's go with it anywho. I am a court jester, a janitor's fool, some wife's bathroom cleaner. But I am also a professional boxing referee stuck in a loop transaction of a match inside said ring. And here's the thing that could make … Continue reading The Boxing Ring
American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses
Same sweater, different film? One is Body Snatchers and the other Animal House. Actresses? Not at all the same. (Sarcasm off.) Alternate worst-title: Back in the day you could play musical cars (as in: musical chairs) at a great drive-in movie. Disclaimer: this worst-post contains spoiler alerts for an old movie and may (or may … Continue reading American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses
Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Alternate worst-title: #Trump, Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz and the man-child $hit$how that is the bottom trolling of #Americant with a bit from Oliver Stone's JFK. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Sometimes, dear worst-reader, the waters recede enough and the bottom is revealed. And what a bottom it is, eh. But does that mean you finally know … Continue reading Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?
Source of pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepé_Le_Pew There you have it, dear worst-reader. #Americant cartoons. What else is there to explain to the aliens--when they finally arrive--how the human mind/intellect functions? I mean. We don't have to explain much on account, well, it ain't Star Trek and I'm sure most aliens don't speak California English. And so. … Continue reading Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?
The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
What does it take to change the story(line), dear worst-reader? You know. Change the story so that it fits the/your narrative. As in. My beloved & missed #Americant can't quite figure out what to do with the mischief of its toddler man-children in the here and now that has become a $hitshow of greed and … Continue reading The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
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