Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?

Worst-title #2: The reawakening and potential gruesome death scene of #Americant demise galore in the wrong porn film just before the WWE match begins while the church doors are wide open. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Still not woke up to the grift, dear worst-reader? You know, the grift that is THE #Americant DREAM--post Ronald … Continue reading Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?

Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid

The one true god. Or maybe not. Sub (or worst) title (2): Making über fun of conservatism because... well... it can't understand Kubrick's monolithit's fun making fun of stupid First. Conservatism ain't and never was about workers. You know, workers being the same as the-working-poor. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, there's no such thing … Continue reading Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid

Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics

Worst-writer's thoughts on 2020s first non-presidential presidential debate. Trainwreck $hitshow forever.-worstwriter How afeared are you, dear worst-reader? Whaaaaa? No fear? How 'bout embarrassed? Is there such a thing as dying from embarrassment? If not, how was President Stupid's debate performance? And don't worry. You really don't have to answer the question. All you have to … Continue reading Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics

1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo

https://youtu.be/8_L7U0R0oSM So many have asked me over the years regarding my expatriation questions like: So you must like it there, huh?Is Germany really better than...?Why Europe?And... Don't you miss the greatest country...? For this worst-post, my answers to those questions are irrelevant. But if you must know, answers abound (that's a "expat" tag link). The … Continue reading 1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo

Robot Vacuum Worst-Best Sucking Things Up

To avoid all my worst-writing and get straight to the pseudo-review, just scroll down a bit. Otherwise, good luck. This consume-to-survive world/life is gettin' to me, covid n'all. You too, dear worst-reader? I mean. Just the other day, after purchasing another one of them fancy-pants robot vacuum cleaners, after my previous über-expensive robot vacuum cleaner … Continue reading Robot Vacuum Worst-Best Sucking Things Up

Hiatus

Indeed, dear worst-reader. The hiatus began sometime ago. And so. Stay safe. Mask up. Avoid humanity and its inherent stupidity. Send good thoughts to my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant and its lust for anti-science, religiosity, and it fighting for the freedom to be stupid. Worst-writer bids you adieu. -T

Celebrating Winning

As VE Day was being celebrated in Western enclaves here and there yesterday, worst-writer was thinking of George Carlin: "When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won … Continue reading Celebrating Winning