As much as I hate all the ruckus around my beloved & missed #Americant having elected its first black president (oh so long ago, it seems), there's still a few lingering issues that weigh heavy on the minds-eye from then and there when it comes to looking at the Now. Namely, five years after Barry-O … Continue reading Did You Forget To Get With The Program?
Tag: Dysfunction
Examples Of End Is Nigh, Or Maybe Not?
A United Airlines plane with a Pratt & Whitney engine that failed on Saturday had flown fewer than half the flights allowed by U.S. regulators between fan blade inspections, two sources with knowledge of the matter said. As mentioned in my previous post, dear worst-reader, there is something to worst-say about the dilemma the world is … Continue reading Examples Of End Is Nigh, Or Maybe Not?
The #Eurowasteland COVID $hitshow And Other Disaster Capitalism Krapp
Alternative worst-title: disaster capitalism in Tex-ass, Pratt & Whitney pulled the market share short stick, and why Germany Can't Vaccinate faster Well, here we go, dear worst-reader. Have I got $hits&giggles for you today. First, let's start with Tex-ass. Has there ever been a better example of the fail-upward-ness of #Americant political conservatism run amok … Continue reading The #Eurowasteland COVID $hitshow And Other Disaster Capitalism Krapp
Phases Of Right-Wing Cadaver Decay
Worst-title 2: Limbaugh gone, Limbaugh&Co alive and well. Or? Just another judgemental worst-post here, dear worst-reader. I've been abiding the obligatory three days and three nights thing to see if any rednecks have uncovered the tomb to let out the ghost so that it may rise in a flash of white-trash light to save the … Continue reading Phases Of Right-Wing Cadaver Decay
Noose vs Guillotine Or #Americant Confused Poli-Sticky Galore
Source of pic: see Moyer link below Two things seem to be worth skipping as my beloved & missed #Americant dabbles Congressionally with what to do about insurrections. And as hi-larry-us as it all may be, especially considering what I've read so-far as former prez-piss-hair's defence rambles on and on in the Senate while they … Continue reading Noose vs Guillotine Or #Americant Confused Poli-Sticky Galore
So Far From Reality, There’s No Turning Back. Or?
Pic source: see link below. The Texas-based pilot was with a group that descended on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office suite.Quote source: see link below. As impeachment trial #2 gets on, what the heck else is going on in my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant? Indeed. The time is nigh, dear worst-reader, where … Continue reading So Far From Reality, There’s No Turning Back. Or?
Sorry. Is It Me? Would You Miss It?
Love this story, dear worst-reader. Could it be the beginning of what should have been real for oh so long? You know. The fact that Florida is probably the best geographic region of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant to represent all-things wrong (worst) when it comes to dealing with... Wait for it. … Continue reading Sorry. Is It Me? Would You Miss It?
As The Old Man Gets Some Second Wind
As I've failed to say here or there, dear worst-reader, and even though I voted for him not unlike how I voted for Hillary in the 2008 primary, say what you will about old-man Biden finally (finally!) figuring out how #MAGA can produce (almost) enough vaccines to vaccinate more and more privileged people, he's also … Continue reading As The Old Man Gets Some Second Wind
Rednecks Lead By White Trash
Pic source: screenshot from the interwebnets Only in #Americant, baby. I mean. There you have it. Or have you not heard about former president piss-hair's corporate-like-meeting via conference call with the Secretary of State of the state of Georgia? I mean. Again. If this doesn't get under your gander and make you think twice about … Continue reading Rednecks Lead By White Trash
Occupy, Version Two Point Oh
Source of pic: screenshot from r/wallstreetbets "The game is rigged," they're saying, dear worst-reader. But worst-writer say: if it's rigged, especially on such a grand scale, how will/can you ever know it? In other worst-words: part of the rigging is making sure that those who are (being) rigged can never know that they are (being) … Continue reading Occupy, Version Two Point Oh
Welcome To $hithole Country
Welcome To Poophole Country Sh*thole country... -Donald J. Trump Where to go with all the toxicity, dear worst-reader? Hence a country is awash in poison, filth, dreck--including #Trump's hair--and whatever drug concoction of the day fits into the nose or arm of the lower and middle classes that are subsumed in the aftermath of political … Continue reading Welcome To $hithole Country
Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?
Worst-title #2: The reawakening and potential gruesome death scene of #Americant demise galore in the wrong porn film just before the WWE match begins while the church doors are wide open. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Still not woke up to the grift, dear worst-reader? You know, the grift that is THE #Americant DREAM--post Ronald … Continue reading Running Through The #Americant Trailer Park From Sea To Shinning Sea Waving $2000?
Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Indeed. Dear worst-reader. There you have it. The four C's. Or. Better worst-put: how worst-writer finds better and better ways to describe, if not transcribe, what my beloved & missed #Americant-- land of THE FREE TO BE STUPID--has actually given the world and/or humanity since it turned the birth/day of Xhrist from July to December … Continue reading Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
The one true god. Or maybe not. Sub (or worst) title (2): Making über fun of conservatism because... well... it can't understand Kubrick's monolithit's fun making fun of stupid First. Conservatism ain't and never was about workers. You know, workers being the same as the-working-poor. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, there's no such thing … Continue reading Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
Unoriginalityism
Disclaimer: terribly sorry for the bad spelling. Maybe it ( bad spell) can be chalked up to all things ... “fake”? (If only I had gone w/ fake-writer, eh!) Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. The #Americant disease of unoriginality is rampant. In fact, is it unlike COVID? Spreading like wildfire due to the … Continue reading Unoriginalityism
1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo
https://youtu.be/8_L7U0R0oSM So many have asked me over the years regarding my expatriation questions like: So you must like it there, huh?Is Germany really better than...?Why Europe?And... Don't you miss the greatest country...? For this worst-post, my answers to those questions are irrelevant. But if you must know, answers abound (that's a "expat" tag link). The … Continue reading 1619 vs 1776 Or The Great Stupid Redo
Conformity And Evil
So many things need to be said, eh dear-worst-reader? Especially with the death of a so-called jurist icon. And what about this jurist icon--that I haven't already tried to worst-convey? Well, here's the thing. As great as #RBG was, did any of her greatness lead to anything worthwhile? You know, something worthwhile in the big-picture … Continue reading Conformity And Evil
Creativity vs Ownership
https://youtu.be/euiSHuaw6Q4 Who owns you, baby? And once you finally answer that question, whether you're a #MAGA moron or a tree-hugger genius, the future might just open up to you instead of being dark and dreary like the transplanted roots of #Trump's pee-pee-hair. Or maybe not. So here's the thing, dear worst-reader. Have you seen the … Continue reading Creativity vs Ownership
Fake It Till You Make It
Screenshot of a doctored pic from a #Trump boat rally. The almost, worst-writer, true story of #Americant, the greatest land of FREE-TO-BE-STUPID the universe has ever received and for proof of the proof all one has to do is get a load of #OKBoomer, the generation that failed to grow up. The generation stuck in … Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
The Edumacated
This is a screenshot of a headline. In the game musical chairs players prance around chairs while music is playing. When the music stops prancers have to sit. The prancers who have not found a chair to sit in are removed from the game along with one chair. I suppose, in that vein, the game … Continue reading The Edumacated
Spiral Of Worst
https://youtu.be/WG9s9-_C6K4 Let's give it another go, shall we, dear worst-reader? As many of you may or may not know, my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant is stuck in a self perpetuating state of über-disarray. Add to that a culture of reality-tv driven STUPID few nation-states of the so-called first-world have ever experienced, it's … Continue reading Spiral Of Worst
Better Truth: Half US Unemployed
Having given up on being employed as far back as 2001 gives worst-writer a different perspective on unemployment stats-- from 2020 (or so). Indeed, dear worst-reader. As you struggle through the $hitshow that you call a career, heed this: your days aren't just numbered, they ran out a long time ago--and you're riding on borrowed … Continue reading Better Truth: Half US Unemployed
Bridges To #MAGA
Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. Another example of #Americant pseudo-bourgeois spiteful pettiness setting the stage for today and tomorrow and forevermore. Or? In order for worst-moi to worst-write about this issue, allow this free-wheeling worst-recap: Political retaliation was taken by state Republicans against a Democrat Mayor of a New Jersey town that borders, … Continue reading Bridges To #MAGA
Work Will Set You Free, To Be Stupid
In my play The Good Criminal, a worst-play, don't you know, a play that, of course (1), was rejected by publishers, theatres, and, of course (2), audiences, there is a moment where a modern (Reaganomics) corporatists slash yuppie schmuck is talking about setting oneself free by working hard (for The Corporation), or something like that. … Continue reading Work Will Set You Free, To Be Stupid
Allusion Delusion Collusion
Come on, dear worst-reader. Are you laughing with me? Or did you miss the recent rally by #MAGA hat wearing bat$hitters in my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant? Perhaps it is an easy thing to miss, don't you know. I mean, who's really interested in watching a bunch of gun-toting white-people ranting and … Continue reading Allusion Delusion Collusion
