So. Like. I'm sitting in the corner at the mall, a parking lot, a small table in a rainbow coloured sprinkles restaurant and Grasshopper walks up to me and asks: Dude, what is a fascism? (Yes, the question is posed just like that.) Well, Grasshopper, I respond, it's like this. Do you remember olden times …
Ranting, Re-Retaliate, Rednecks, Rude Remorse And The Difference Between News and Newz
What are your fav four-Rs, dear worst-reader? What? Don't have any? Well go there, then. It's not hard, you know. All you have to do is spend some time in the arena of news. Of course, I spend most of my time in the left-wing news arena. But that's obvious, ain't it? Reason? Right-wing newz …
Delaware = On-Shore Caribbean Banking Wet-Dream Thanks To…
Two things this morn, dear worst-reader. Ready for a bit worst-writer politics? Good. Buckle up. First. I've pretty much always found Joe Biden despicable. He's even worse than The Clintons, don't you know. He's also a lot more slimy looking. If anything (or anyone) at this point in the history of my beloved & missed …
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Why We Need TV Brits To Brexit #Americant
On a role with Brexit krapp this morning, dear worst-reader. Bare with me. You know, dear worst-reader, if you ain't worst-writer, it's probably best you don't talk about things you don't understand. Take for example John Olivers recent attempt at taking down #Americant's WWE compulsion by... get this... wait for it ... wrastlers are exploited employees …
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Wine Tasting Plus Brexit Conclusions
It was supposed to be about the wine last Sunday. But we sat across a couple from Engaland. That is, she was German and he was Cockey. Other than that, nice folks, don't you know. But then, after an agreement on Grauburgunder there was a sudden disagreement on Monarchies. A disagreement on Monarchies, of course, …
Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask …
So Many Wicked Witches Of The West But She’s The Best
Another jaw dropping presentation of everything that is wrong with my beloved & missed United Mistakes of #Americant. This time, though, it's not all about $hitbag republicans and uglies of President Stupid. Indeed. An old wicked witch of the west, a Senator from the pseudo-democrat state of Califukia, just blew her ugly goo all over …
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Cross Fire Part 2.5 Or So
How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart …
Generation Zero At The Helm Of #Americant
Don't quite know where to turn, dear worst-reader? Well, get a load of this. What's becoming clearer and clearer to worst-moi is how the so-called baby-boomer generation is starting to show its true face. You know, that face of Stupid-Galore. Seriously. For most of my useless-eater adult life, I've always blamed conservatives and, of course …
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The Eating Of Themselves
As I may or may not have worst-written before, the only thing great--as in #MAGA--about my beloved & missed #Americant having turned itself into The Land of Free To Be Stupid, where greed has most certainly extended exponentially the fail-upwardness of the race-to-the bottom, is watching the rich eat itself. I mean, what else can …
Never Quite Knowing Exactly What You’re Doing–The #Americant Way
Disclaimer: some poignant and verbose language is in this post. Good luck. Yeah, dear worst-reader. We're here once again. It's time to get it on about my beloved & missed #Americant, the Land Of Free To Be Stupid, where dysfunction wallows in a toilet bowl that some think is a swamp and will never, ever, …
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Still Not Enough (Knowledge) To Go Round
Earned vs. un-earned income? Ain't that the ticket this dreary Monday, dear worst-reader? Either that or it might be finally time to hand in the towel--as opposed to throw in the towel. Wait. Maybe we (you know, rational thinking humanoids) have already been handed the towel. Or has the towel been taking away? Enough about …
Sleaze Much?
How deep does your sleaze go, dear worst-reader? I mean, if you had to trace it to its origin, how deep would you have to go to find that origin? And so is the allure, the toxin, the needy that makes up what still remains as right-wing bat$hittery in my beloved & missed United Mistakes …
The Many More Layers Of Bad That Can Still Be Peeled Away
The ghosts of all the LOL I expelled from my person that night as I counted the electoral college numbers Election Day November 2016, surround me still. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, my giggles are not out of spite but instead out of tear-jerk-laughter. Oh yes my fellow and bereaved #Americant brethren. You are …
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No. Seriously. How Many Of Them Vote For You-Know-Who?
The question worst-writer is asking as the debacle government shutdown that is my beloved & missed #Americant, Land of Free to be Stupid, deals and squeals--deservedly--at the behest of its own dysfunction, is this: of those furloughed--800k "non-essential" government employees + (insert your number here) contractors--how many have been supporting this political madness from the …
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