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Dreams can be a bitch, dear worst-reader. Especially those dreams that confuse beyond trying to figure them out. I mean, don't you know, I'm not into figuring them ALL out. Some of them I just let go. Others linger with me for days--even as I try to let go. That means, I suppose, I have …
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"President Hoover, Mr. Chief Justice, My friends, "This is a day of national consecration, and I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to …
Is it time yet, dear worst-reader? Time to start trademarking worst-writer? How bout I also trademark one of my other favourites: #Americant? And what about my use of the word fcuk? What? That's not a word? Come now, come now. Of course it's a word, don't you know. It's a word because, well, the powers-that-be …
It was the running, dear worst-reader. The running from a few things--that resulted in my expatriation from my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Allow me to indulge in two of those things. The first was/is anti-intellectualism. Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I'm saying I'm smarter than anyone else. That is …
I know. I know. I have to stop calling my beloved & missed #Americant LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID. But I can't. I mean, it's so hard, don't you know. Especially considering that I was smart enough to jump ship so long ago after having figured out how so much STUPID would eventually rule …
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask …
Subtitle: Pseudo-Review of Loaded by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz Metaphorically worst-writing (or is it analogically) I often use the idear of a thread, as in, a thread runs through it to explain something. I can also worst-say it thus: Without this thread the whole quilt will wilt. For worst-moi and the emotions I wield for my beloved & …
Never before or with each passing day have I felt more proud of the fact that I didn't finish college and therefore cannot be categorised among those who run, advocate and facilitate the grand $hit$how of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Indeed. I didn't finish college because of I couldn't handle the …
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The first few articles and commentaries I read about recent congressional hearing where a convicted liar was interviewed, further extending his fifteen minutes of fame--like so many others in meritless #Americant--had me hooked. Wow, I thought. This is great stuff. But then Michael Cohen started talking and talking and talking. Alone that NY accent should …
How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart …
Yeah, it's getting hard, dear worst-reader. This expat thing I'm living is indeed a struggle. I mean, it's bad enough when I travel from #Eurowasteland to remote vacation destinations--you know, for scuba, for sailing lessons, for even more lazy days on a beach with too much sand and those silly little crabs that crawl all …
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Don't quite know where to turn, dear worst-reader? Well, get a load of this. What's becoming clearer and clearer to worst-moi is how the so-called baby-boomer generation is starting to show its true face. You know, that face of Stupid-Galore. Seriously. For most of my useless-eater adult life, I've always blamed conservatives and, of course …
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Update 2: I've complained about this guy before. But it's hard, don't you know, dear worst-reader. It's hard complaining too much--or even too little. Of course, this guy takes the cake when it comes to complaining. I think. O maybe not. Nomatter. In the confusion of trying to understand what makes this $hit world go'round, it's …
Yeah, I padded a resume once (or thrice). Who didn't back in the day when the West was still ramping up its globalisation guns and aiming them at the working-stiffs still sucker enough to think the 1990s DotCom boom was gonna bring anything more than a cocktail as departure from (life and) work(force). Hence I've …
There you are, dear worst-reader. You're right in the middle of a mob. Pitch forks, shovels, maybe a few axes here and there, and let's not forget the tiki-torches. They're all waving around your head as you try to speak some sense into the crowd. Does it work? Of course not. This is #Americant! Fcuk …
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