As I point out here or there in this worst-blog, I'm not a fan of my own generation. Especially the #Americant portion of that generation1. But. Dear worst-reader. Not only can we NOT choose our parents, we are also stuck with the generation in which we are born. With that worst-said, I'm as tail-end as … Continue reading #OkBoomers Be Gone. Please.
There you have it, dear worst-reader. End-times ain't (just) nigh (anymore). They (end-times) be here, eh. How do you (we) know? Easy. There's nothing to wipe your arse with. Don't know about you, but I'm starting to love the idear about getting a bidet. As I worst-write this, I can almost feel a stream of … Continue reading Boomer Plague, Face Masks And Toilet Paper
Keep in mind, dear worst-reader, the/a bigoted #Americant nutjob in any suburb near you ain't no different than the one in the link below or the pic above. Wait. Hold the worst-presses. There might be a slight difference. The bigoted nutjob from the burbs probably ain't as willing to take one up the bum as … Continue reading But Hasn’t It Always Been This Way?
https://youtu.be/MmSz7HqkI9s Stopped watching at exactly 16:51, dear worst-reader. Reason? It's all I could stomach. What a disgusting display of... Of? Of? Well, how 'bout this: what a disgusting display of life, liberty and the pursuit of greed (at any cost) that is the current state of my beloved & missed united mistakes of compulsive behaviourism, … Continue reading As You Live, Eat And Breath It: Compulsive Behaviourism And Fascism
https://youtu.be/QRQmhwhBcEk Been meaning to post something about this jerk-off for some time now. And don't you know, dear worst-reader, it's been an inner fight to do so. I mean, come on. How many of these men should I worst-write about? The problem is, toxic men are running this worst-world. Am I the only one that knows … Continue reading Toxic Male Delusion And Such
Pete Buttigieg should drive anyone away at the moment it's revealed that he worked for the likes of McKinsey & Co. Forget about the fact that he's just some man-child that gained a few thousand votes to become mayor in the hellhole that is some midwest country bumpkin town. Now don't get me wrong, dear … Continue reading Real Reason Peoples Should Be Afeared Of This Guy
The big gripe, dear worst-reader. I mean. Come on. As bad as the obviousness of President Stupid and his ways can be, is it just as bad to use an analogy of a name--even President Stupid's son's name--and a monarchial title in order to make a constitutional legal argument? You know. #Americant is supposed to … Continue reading Anti-Intellectualism Wins Again
https://youtu.be/P82WR6At95c Get a load of this vid, dear worst-reader. Get a load of what this vid is about! Obviously examples of what makes America #Americant are not few and far between. I mean, how else can THE LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID up its game with the likes of #Trump & co? No, seriously. … Continue reading The Essence Of #Americant
Dreams can be a bitch, dear worst-reader. Especially those dreams that confuse beyond trying to figure them out. I mean, don't you know, I'm not into figuring them ALL out. Some of them I just let go. Others linger with me for days--even as I try to let go. That means, I suppose, I have … Continue reading Dreams: Funny Faces, Kiss Peeing On Me, Guns
"President Hoover, Mr. Chief Justice, My friends, "This is a day of national consecration, and I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to … Continue reading When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
Is it time yet, dear worst-reader? Time to start trademarking worst-writer? How bout I also trademark one of my other favourites: #Americant? And what about my use of the word fcuk? What? That's not a word? Come now, come now. Of course it's a word, don't you know. It's a word because, well, the powers-that-be … Continue reading Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
It was the running, dear worst-reader. The running from a few things--that resulted in my expatriation from my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Allow me to indulge in two of those things. The first was/is anti-intellectualism. Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I'm saying I'm smarter than anyone else. That is … Continue reading Submissive Wives Of The Bimbo Coalition
I know. I know. I have to stop calling my beloved & missed #Americant LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID. But I can't. I mean, it's so hard, don't you know. Especially considering that I was smart enough to jump ship so long ago after having figured out how so much STUPID would eventually rule … Continue reading Not To Be Confused With Stupid
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask … Continue reading Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
Subtitle: Pseudo-Review of Loaded by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz Metaphorically worst-writing (or is it analogically) I often use the idear of a thread, as in, a thread runs through it to explain something. I can also worst-say it thus: Without this thread the whole quilt will wilt. For worst-moi and the emotions I wield for my beloved & … Continue reading A Thread Runs Through It
Never before or with each passing day have I felt more proud of the fact that I didn't finish college and therefore cannot be categorised among those who run, advocate and facilitate the grand $hit$how of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Indeed. I didn't finish college because of I couldn't handle the … Continue reading The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
The first few articles and commentaries I read about recent congressional hearing where a convicted liar was interviewed, further extending his fifteen minutes of fame--like so many others in meritless #Americant--had me hooked. Wow, I thought. This is great stuff. But then Michael Cohen started talking and talking and talking. Alone that NY accent should … Continue reading The Great #Americant Ruse
How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart … Continue reading Cross Fire Part 2.5 Or So
Yeah, it's getting hard, dear worst-reader. This expat thing I'm living is indeed a struggle. I mean, it's bad enough when I travel from #Eurowasteland to remote vacation destinations--you know, for scuba, for sailing lessons, for even more lazy days on a beach with too much sand and those silly little crabs that crawl all … Continue reading How To Bring Silence And Greetings From President Stupid
Don't quite know where to turn, dear worst-reader? Well, get a load of this. What's becoming clearer and clearer to worst-moi is how the so-called baby-boomer generation is starting to show its true face. You know, that face of Stupid-Galore. Seriously. For most of my useless-eater adult life, I've always blamed conservatives and, of course … Continue reading Generation Zero At The Helm Of #Americant
Update 2: I've complained about this guy before. But it's hard, don't you know, dear worst-reader. It's hard complaining too much--or even too little. Of course, this guy takes the cake when it comes to complaining. I think. O maybe not. Nomatter. In the confusion of trying to understand what makes this $hit world go'round, it's … Continue reading In Search Of The Origin Of Privilege
Yeah, I padded a resume once (or thrice). Who didn't back in the day when the West was still ramping up its globalisation guns and aiming them at the working-stiffs still sucker enough to think the 1990s DotCom boom was gonna bring anything more than a cocktail as departure from (life and) work(force). Hence I've … Continue reading Ah, The Days Of Padding…
There you are, dear worst-reader. You're right in the middle of a mob. Pitch forks, shovels, maybe a few axes here and there, and let's not forget the tiki-torches. They're all waving around your head as you try to speak some sense into the crowd. Does it work? Of course not. This is #Americant! Fcuk … Continue reading How Do The Oh So Very Few Convince The Many?
The saying "you can't write this stuff" doesn't apply anymore. Reason? Someone has written this krapp down. My only regret is that I ain't that someone. For it is indeed a script for the history books, don't you know. Welcome to the #Americant b-movie or hyper soap-opera that is the beginning of the 21st century. … Continue reading The Legitimatisation Of Bad Behaviour Per President Grab Them By The…
For-thought: The Ruled It's not so much about the rulers anymore, dear worst-reader. You know, the kings and queens, the tsars, the CEOs, the patriarchal, the parents... tennis umpires--and how they rule over you/us. No. It is instead about those so willing to be ruled. As though adhering to your place in life, as well … Continue reading Careerists In Sports And How Well Does The Ball Roll Over US?