Don't fret, dear worst-reader. I know I shouldn't be laughing this much. LOL. LOL. HA. HA. Giggle. But what the heck, eh. And you can be sure I'm not having a heart attack and all that laughter is really choking. Or? I mean, come on. Some major dusch-bag recently killed himself and thereby has all …
When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
"President Hoover, Mr. Chief Justice, My friends, "This is a day of national consecration, and I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to …
Käpernick v Brexit
Alternative title: How To Make Your Protest Unenlightened Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. I mean, don't get me wrong. It is #Eurowasteland to me and for the better part of my expatriation has always been that way. Indeed. I do live in it. In fact, when I first got to The Continent one …
Study Guide For The Lumpenproletariat
Subtitle: Every link from Chris Hedges The Dilemma of Vladimir Lenin, July 1, 2019, Truthdig.com Don't you love it, dear worst-reader? Don't you love it when you fight so hard to avoid all the entertainment afforded us in these days of interwebnet-galore, including all the glorious porn, facebag, puppy vids, forced early retirement, and thereby …
Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
Is it time yet, dear worst-reader? Time to start trademarking worst-writer? How bout I also trademark one of my other favourites: #Americant? And what about my use of the word fcuk? What? That's not a word? Come now, come now. Of course it's a word, don't you know. It's a word because, well, the powers-that-be …
The End Is Not Nigh, It’s Here
You know how you can tell you're already living in end-times? It's easy really. If there's a hint of rational thought in your mind, if you can circumvent for a moment all the BS of religious magic, you should also be able to surmise, well, that the krapp you've allowed to occupy you has also …
The First Soap Opera
Title #2: maybe the founding fathers weren't so special after all As the initial reports of the Broadway Musical Hamilton began to appear on my computer screen a few years back, I found my worst-self getting confused about whether to like it or hate it. Was it the shows immediate success that drove me to …
Deplorables Are Us
Boy oh boy was Hillary right. Sometimes I wish she'd double-down on it. You know, like President Stupid doubles-down on his krapp. Although I was shocked when Hillary said it, her Deplorables comment from 2016 has lingered with me ever since. Indeed. I hate to love Hillary (as opposed to love to hate her). I'm …
Dorothy Just Took A $hit On Her Rainbow
Two newz links below, dear worst-reader, that only worst-writer can make relatable. And trust me. I got this. First. Can you believe a corporation owns a potato? No. Seriously. The vegetable. A corporation owns it. What I worst-mean by owns it is, they literally own the legal rights to everything that makes up that potato. Thank …
And What About The Moral Equivalence Of Stupid v Stupid?
On Joe Biden finally entering the race. Indeed. What about the moral equivalence of stupid v poor? Or stupid v rich? Or poor v poor v rich? And let's not forget, what about the moral equivalence of deplorables? Etc. I mean, seriously, dear worst-reader, does it (politics) matter at this point when it comes to …
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They Will Burn It Down
That church in Paris, dear worst-reader. What happened to it? How many years did it take to build it? And now it's been almost destroyed in the wink of drunk rich man's eye. I mean, was it really fire that destroyed Notre Dame? Or could Notre Dame's fate be part of something else? Obviously we …
Being Told What To Do, Doing What You’re Told
The #Americant way, dear worst-reader. How to know it's true? Just go there. I mean, go there after being not there. And while there don't just hang out in NYC or DC or SF or LA enjoying the view(s). Check out the burbs of those places. If you can stomach it, and you should, make …
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What Is Fascism?
So. Like. I'm sitting in the corner at the mall, a parking lot, a small table in a rainbow coloured sprinkles restaurant and Grasshopper walks up to me and asks: Dude, what is a fascism? (Yes, the question is posed just like that.) Well, Grasshopper, I respond, it's like this. Do you remember olden times …
Ranting, Re-Retaliate, Rednecks, Rude Remorse And The Difference Between News and Newz
What are your fav four-Rs, dear worst-reader? What? Don't have any? Well go there, then. It's not hard, you know. All you have to do is spend some time in the arena of news. Of course, I spend most of my time in the left-wing news arena. But that's obvious, ain't it? Reason? Right-wing newz …
Delaware = On-Shore Caribbean Banking Wet-Dream Thanks To…
Two things this morn, dear worst-reader. Ready for a bit worst-writer politics? Good. Buckle up. First. I've pretty much always found Joe Biden despicable. He's even worse than The Clintons, don't you know. He's also a lot more slimy looking. If anything (or anyone) at this point in the history of my beloved & missed …
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