just a bunch of this-or-that from an ageing, sweet-bitter, consume-to-survive expat
The #Americant way, dear worst-reader. How to know it's true? Just go there. I mean, go there after being not there. And while there don't just hang out in NYC or DC or SF or LA enjoying the view(s). Check out the burbs of those places. If you can stomach it, and you should, make …
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So. Like. I'm sitting in the corner at the mall, a parking lot, a small table in a rainbow coloured sprinkles restaurant and Grasshopper walks up to me and asks: Dude, what is a fascism? (Yes, the question is posed just like that.) Well, Grasshopper, I respond, it's like this. Do you remember olden times …
What are your fav four-Rs, dear worst-reader? What? Don't have any? Well go there, then. It's not hard, you know. All you have to do is spend some time in the arena of news. Of course, I spend most of my time in the left-wing news arena. But that's obvious, ain't it? Reason? Right-wing newz …
Two things this morn, dear worst-reader. Ready for a bit worst-writer politics? Good. Buckle up. First. I've pretty much always found Joe Biden despicable. He's even worse than The Clintons, don't you know. He's also a lot more slimy looking. If anything (or anyone) at this point in the history of my beloved & missed …
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Update: Article 11 is now 15 and Article 13 is not 17. Please apply as you worst-read. Last Saturday late morning I hopped on my e-bike and trekked to D'dorf's city-centre to pick up a loaf of the world's greatest bread and after that consume-to-survive a pair of fancy-pants new Birkenstock shoes. That's right, dear …
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First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask …
Another jaw dropping presentation of everything that is wrong with my beloved & missed United Mistakes of #Americant. This time, though, it's not all about $hitbag republicans and uglies of President Stupid. Indeed. An old wicked witch of the west, a Senator from the pseudo-democrat state of Califukia, just blew her ugly goo all over …
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How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart …
Yeah, it's getting hard, dear worst-reader. This expat thing I'm living is indeed a struggle. I mean, it's bad enough when I travel from #Eurowasteland to remote vacation destinations--you know, for scuba, for sailing lessons, for even more lazy days on a beach with too much sand and those silly little crabs that crawl all …
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Don't quite know where to turn, dear worst-reader? Well, get a load of this. What's becoming clearer and clearer to worst-moi is how the so-called baby-boomer generation is starting to show its true face. You know, that face of Stupid-Galore. Seriously. For most of my useless-eater adult life, I've always blamed conservatives and, of course …
Continue reading "Generation Zero At The Helm Of #Americant"
As I may or may not have worst-written before, the only thing great--as in #MAGA--about my beloved & missed #Americant having turned itself into The Land of Free To Be Stupid, where greed has most certainly extended exponentially the fail-upwardness of the race-to-the bottom, is watching the rich eat itself. I mean, what else can …
How deep does your sleaze go, dear worst-reader? I mean, if you had to trace it to its origin, how deep would you have to go to find that origin? And so is the allure, the toxin, the needy that makes up what still remains as right-wing bat$hittery in my beloved & missed United Mistakes …
The question worst-writer is asking as the debacle government shutdown that is my beloved & missed #Americant, Land of Free to be Stupid, deals and squeals--deservedly--at the behest of its own dysfunction, is this: of those furloughed--800k "non-essential" government employees + (insert your number here) contractors--how many have been supporting this political madness from the …
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Disclaimer: This post contains purposefully mispelt adult language. What is Brexit really about (according to worst-writer)? Well, get this, dear worst-reader. Like everything else going on in this day & age of all-things-worst, the thing Brexit is really about is simple--even though the whole debate going on for the last few years has been more …
Maybe I'm a little confused with all the left-wing information I consume-to-survive. I mean, seriously. It's so hard for even a rational worst-mind to follow minuscule amounts of right-wing stuff. Especially when that stuff is supposed to be left but in fact is just part of the/a right-wing bubble. So why bother? On the other …
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