https://youtu.be/hPhpcSuGEX8 It’s true, dear worst-reader. My jaw dropped lower than ever before this morning. And don’t you know, dear worst-reader, while enjoying my morning tea and scanning the newz I happened across a vid where an old white dude from misplaced white-country Arizona USA declared... Wait for it. Long Pause. Ok. Before I get to … Continue reading Divine Inspiration Jaw Drop
Tag: Politics
Dissecting A Joke
Dissecting A Joke https://youtu.be/CdzGHBUEMY8 Time-stamp of vid is 3:51 Worst-title 2: Pete Buttigieg can watch my grandchildren anytime. Wow, dear worst-reader. Did you get a load of President Biden’s WHCD speech the other night? Even though I voted for him, grew up in MD, which neighbours (his) DE, I’ve never been a fan. Reason? He’s … Continue reading Dissecting A Joke
Martial Law v Marshall Law
Worst-writer's un-empirical spellcheck test Marshall Law could be a name. A cool name. Or it might be the name of some cheesy #Americant tv show. Martial Law, on the other hand, is not a name but is what authoritarians seem to luv--as much, I’m worst-sure, as they luv cheesy, mansplaining #Americant tv. Worst-writer can see … Continue reading Martial Law v Marshall Law
Things One Can’t Un-Hear-See
https://youtu.be/jdyJ8QhuAKM Ok, dear worst-reader. It’s me? Right? We all know it’s me. I mean. I read a lot of newz. Can watch and listen to it, too. Every once-a-once something pops out for me and I worst-write about it. Hence my worst-writer category News, where I post my worst humble opinions about all things... newz. … Continue reading Things One Can’t Un-Hear-See
Who Gave You Permission
The essence of political and/or lifestyle conservatism is? Very simple, dear worst-reader. Or maybe not. The essence is nothing other than NOT allowing others to make their own decisions. Also. It’s controlling the means with which one can make decisions. Conservatives hate it when others think different, or even if they have the gall to … Continue reading Who Gave You Permission
Have No Fear KleptoCapture Is Here
https://youtu.be/KrOUGJCMmVw Wow, dear worst-reader. Am I the only one to get excited every time I learn about a new, fancy government agency that I never heard of before--or ever even imagined existed? Ok. Then again. Anyone ever ask when/where/who all this government agency stuff comes from? I mean. There’s the biggie aka Homeland Security. Ain’t … Continue reading Have No Fear KleptoCapture Is Here
History Rhymes, Think About The Children
Going out on yet another über-whim, dear worst-reader. In short, this worst-post is thus: the son of recent academy award winner for best actor tweeted after said actor (father) committed an egregious act of violence in front of an audience of billions: And that’s how we do it (pic above). Ok. Fine. Dandy. What should … Continue reading History Rhymes, Think About The Children
O-Face Debauchery Reveal
Keep in mind, dear worst-reader, worst-writer grew up in and around the capital of his grand & missed united mistakes of #Americant, aka DC. At the time, of course, I always believed that DC was a big, huuuuuge city. I’ve since learned that it is nothing but a village. But is it a village of … Continue reading O-Face Debauchery Reveal
Adulation Galore
https://youtu.be/aOcJOFYN3Rg It’s time, dear worst-reader, for a thought or three regarding my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant and its infamous chamber of know-it-alls aka #SCOTUS that so casually and ungallantly rules over the masses as though a country’s parenting was no better than trailer-trash hell run amok. As I’ve noted here or there, … Continue reading Adulation Galore
Fog Of War Mind Boggle
Have to admit, dear worst-reader. Of all the newz coming out of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, this one has got to be the most bat$hit. And we all know how bat$hit confuses worst-writer. With that in worst-mind. Here’s how worst-writer understands the bat$hit. First. Zelensky has been requesting for days that the West help him … Continue reading Fog Of War Mind Boggle
Old General’s Movie Worst-Words Lingering Large?
screenshot from the #interwebnets of the movie Patton Not sure what motivates worst-moi to worst-post this. Could it have something to do with Russia and Russia’s recent attempt at enabling/facilitating a new tzar, i.e. Putin? Then again. Europe, as I worst-write this, is (once again) at war. I mean. Don’t you know. It’s as though … Continue reading Old General’s Movie Worst-Words Lingering Large?
How To Denazify The Renazified
The Germans and the Italians lost WW2 but the fascists won. -George Carlin Once again, dear worst-reader, let’s review worst-writer’s worst-world view, shall we. Or. Put another worst-way, what is a fascist and, at the same time, since they are similar, what is a Nazi? I suppose, of course, the whole nazi-thing is easier to … Continue reading How To Denazify The Renazified
Luggage Full Coke Not Making (The Right) Friends?
Elon Musk, Tesla attack SEC for 'unrelenting' harassment | ReutersElon Musk, Tesla attack SEC for 'unrelenting' harassment | Reuters Worst-posted to soon? Have to admit, dear worst-reader. Although worst-writer is highly charged with what #Elon is doing e.g. Tesla and SpaceX, there are times when I'm curious as to the moment that may turn him … Continue reading Luggage Full Coke Not Making (The Right) Friends?
Burn It Down. Burn It With Fire.
Source of screenshot: Reddit, r/politics, see link below. There you have it, dear worst-reader. It’s not often I link to pay wall sites. Hence, I rarely visit salon.com anyway. But. As you can tell. Every once-a-once, I do go there--thanks to aggregation sites like Reddit. But that’s neither here nor there. The worst-truth is, I … Continue reading Burn It Down. Burn It With Fire.
Duck Can’t Swim
Worst-writer's rubber duck collection. Subtitle: When you’re smooth on top and can’t paddle like hell underneath is you still a duck? A favourite movie of my youth, dear worst-reader, was Convoy. For a short while after that film I thought I was gonna be a truck driver. But then I got to know a truck … Continue reading Duck Can’t Swim
Burn Baby Burn
Source: see link below Anybody surprised, dear worst-reader? I didn’t think so. Then again, how long can worst-writer entertain himself with $hits & giggles while his beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant dwindles underneath the limp-Schwanz that is generation upon generation #okboomer that has given rise to former president pee-pee-hair? Then again again, there … Continue reading Burn Baby Burn
GMO vs Anti-Vaxx
Subtitle: DailyBeast Bull$hit Galore Source of pic: see link below Disclaimer 1: this post is NSFW Disclaimer 2: if you don't want to be bogged down with all my worst-writing, scroll to The Article below. First, dear worst-reader. It’s been a long hiatus. And, don’t you know, during this down-time, worst-writer has contemplated getting rid … Continue reading GMO vs Anti-Vaxx
Slippery Slope Stupid
As a child of the Cold War and, at the time, old enough to have a grasp of what went on in Vietnam in the late 60s and early 70s, #Americant dogmatised me to fear two political enemies. The first, of course, is the former Soviet Union, now Putin's pseudo-reich. By the end of the … Continue reading Slippery Slope Stupid
The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
I try, dear worst-reader. I really do. In fact, I might have broke my personal record when it comes to days watching at least fifteen to thirty minutes of faux newz. As revolting as that is, I'm glad I got through it--and it's now over. And so. Indeed. It takes a day or two (or … Continue reading The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
Facetious Sarcastic Irony Or Maybe Not
One of my favourite German words is: Klugscheisser. Roughly translated (to #Americant English) it means smart-ass. I worst-say "roughly translated" on account, well, as far as I can tell (after all these years living abroad) my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant has lost touch with what it means to be a smart-ass. I … Continue reading Facetious Sarcastic Irony Or Maybe Not
How To Un-Americant Americant
Source of pic: see link below There's only two great political things worth mentioning in worst-writer's life-time. That is, since I became politically aware back in the mid 1970s, only two political issues rein supreme in my worst-mind--and only one of them has happened so far. First, there's the election of Barry-O. What an achievement. … Continue reading How To Un-Americant Americant
The Grand Scheme Of Things
How does the beast react when it's backed into a corner and life becomes the ultimate existential question? I've seen it with badgers, squirrels, cats, dogs and, of course, #Americant man-children. These animals become fierce and you can see how every spec of their being is about survival as the corners are decreased and squeezed … Continue reading The Grand Scheme Of Things
Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Alternate worst-title: #Trump, Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz and the man-child $hit$how that is the bottom trolling of #Americant with a bit from Oliver Stone's JFK. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Sometimes, dear worst-reader, the waters recede enough and the bottom is revealed. And what a bottom it is, eh. But does that mean you finally know … Continue reading Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Call A Spade A Garden Tool
Source of pic: see link below. The right-wing narrative regarding the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol is an old rhetorical sleight of hand that has a long history of use by American conservatives: they call it “waving the bloody shirt.” How much are you lovin' the whammy-tool of post Jan 6, 2021 rhetoric in … Continue reading Call A Spade A Garden Tool
Did You Forget To Get With The Program?
As much as I hate all the ruckus around my beloved & missed #Americant having elected its first black president (oh so long ago, it seems), there's still a few lingering issues that weigh heavy on the minds-eye from then and there when it comes to looking at the Now. Namely, five years after Barry-O … Continue reading Did You Forget To Get With The Program?
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