Epstein’s Death Conspiracy Slash Theory Solved. You’re Welcome.

Addendum (or update) to this post here. Come on, dear worst-reader. Are you getting filled and thrilled by all the conspiracy-krapp on the interwebnets regarding Jeffrey Epstein's death? Was it suicide? Murder? Did mafia goons rip him a new one? And here's the best one: he's still alive. I heard someone say that in whatever …

What Is Fascism?

So. Like. I'm sitting in the corner at the mall, a parking lot, a small table in a rainbow coloured sprinkles restaurant and Grasshopper walks up to me and asks: Dude, what is a fascism? (Yes, the question is posed just like that.) Well, Grasshopper, I respond, it's like this. Do you remember olden times …

The Many More Layers Of Bad That Can Still Be Peeled Away

The ghosts of all the LOL I expelled from my person that night as I counted the electoral college numbers Election Day November 2016, surround me still. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, my giggles are not out of spite but instead out of tear-jerk-laughter. Oh yes my fellow and bereaved #Americant brethren. You are …

Willful Ignorance

(noun) The practice or act of intentional and blatant avoidance, disregard or disagreement with facts, empirical evidence and well-founded arguments because they oppose or contradict your own existing personal beliefs. This practice is most commonly found in the political or religious ideologies of "conservative" Americans. Many times it is practiced due to laziness--people not wanting …

The Smoke Screen Comes Out Of Their… Accompanied By Something Squishy

Never un-know, dear worst-reader. Never forget what you don't know. -worstwriter bitterness The mindset of conservatives has no limits to the depths it will sink. Granted, the liberal mindset may be convoluted as it flutters between sinking and failing to rise, especially when considering how Clinton transitioned it to neo-liberalism--which is nothing but conservatism less …

The Patriotism Monkey Gnawing On Your Back Or How To Be Ruled By A 30% Minority

Subtitle of this worst-post: The reasons President Stupid is so overtly, well, stupid. The stupid currently running everything in my beloved & missed #Americant is there because, basically, it's all part of a plan. Seriously. Stupid isn't just stupid. It can be more. It can even be stupider. Or. Only this much stupid can attract …

The Good Book In One Hand, Burning #Americant Flag In The Other

No. Seriously. It was the re-election of Dubya Dip$hit Bush back in '04 that probably sealed the deal that I would never repatriate to my beloved & missed #Americant. I really didn't think things could get any worst, though, after Dip$hit Dubya. And so. Dear worst-reader. Welcome to my... getting worst-world galore. I can't forget …